Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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