so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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