im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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