I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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