I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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