But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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