Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
love makes seman taste better
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
