last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
