I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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