I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
