I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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