For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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