Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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