direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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