i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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