Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
two words: eviction party
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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