Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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