My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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