So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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