What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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