I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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