with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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