if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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