This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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