I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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