I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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