NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
