Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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