so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize
