you guys were way drunker than both of me
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I am full of burrito and curiosity
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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