Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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