you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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