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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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