No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize