physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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