We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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