you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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