there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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