Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Randomize
