Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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