Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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