Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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