are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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