I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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