Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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