Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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