In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she pinky promised me she was 18
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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