idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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