They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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