Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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