yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
