I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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