this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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