we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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