We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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