My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
