Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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